How to Cook Children by Howard Martin, Colin Stimson (group set, 7 books)

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This unique children's book presents 'delicious' recipes from witches around the world. Every dish has one thing in common: the main ingredients are CHILDREN! In the classic, gruesome style typical of children's authors such as Roald Dahl - filled to the brim with bogies, squashed frogs, zombie chickens and the funniest witches ever seen. Many witches have contributed, from Barfa Stew-Wart in the United States, France's favourite Mad Elaine de la Moustache, to Britain's very own Janie Groviller.

  • deliciously gruesome
  • instructional writing
  • language play, puns
  • wonderful colour illustration throughout
  • 80 pages

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How to Cook Children

Synopsis and reasons for selection

An essential for every witch’s bookshelf, ‘How to Cook Children’ is an unparalleled collection of recipes presented by world-renowned crone, Esmelia Sniff. Don’t even think of cooking a child without it!

In the classic, ghastly, hilarious style typical of children's authors such as Roald Dahl, this book is a ten-year-old's paradise - filled to the brim with bogies, squashed frogs, minced children, ghosts, zombie chickens and the funniest witches ever seen! The illustrations are slick and colourful and the language is dark, amusing, gruesome and engaging. 

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